NEWSFLASH

I WENT AND FETCHED THE PAPER TODAY!!

Well mum pointed to it and told me to fetch it and then i ran all around the house with it and exchanged it for a biscuit! I was so clever. See, over here they get them thrown in the garden early in the morning and they are wrapped in cling film to protect it from the weather and thats good as i cant damage it with my slobber. Mum reckons on this being my new job every day. I reckon i can do that! It was fun and they were so pleased with me.

I then helped mum do the gardening today, and finished off chewing on the bones.

I will ask mum to take a photo of me tommorrow morning for you all to see.

Better than the wingeing useless creature called Dessie who sits on her fat backside all day long wittering on about how bad her life is!