Well my word, what has been going on....I bet you thought i had deserted you, oooops sorry 'we'!!

Well boring boring boring boring boring and more boring our life is so incredibly boring you would not believe it!

Arguement 1 - we have not been near the sea since Monday... It is now Saturday for gods sake! Her ladyship has been 'busy' - 'huh! my (incredibly trim (not like her lardy one)) backside!' no she just couldnt be bothered we reckon!

And then....yes there is more!!!

Arguement 2 - She has put bells on our collars! like a common cat! i mean! how dare she!




Arguement 3 - I have had to retrieve the paper everyday this week and she treats us like that!! Where is the RSPCA when you need them???

Arguement 4 - We were promised that we would get to keep our 'own room' it was ours, ok they had thoroughfare rights but it was 'our' room. Well that lasted oh all of 3 weeks, a white incredibly ugly monstrosity has moved in and takes up half of our room. Well i tell you the this is war now! i am on strike! they can go fetch the poxy paper themselves the lazy gits!

Arguement 5 - She has gone out in 'our' car everyday for hours, and she hasnt taken us! it is 'OUR' car not hers! how dare she!

Anyway at the moment i am working on a major charm offensive on 'him' i have him wrapped around my little toe pad, she will soon be ousted i can tell you!! i will be sleeping in that bed, and she will be out in our room! See how she likes it now we have 50% less space! (i will put a picture on for you to see, how our rights have been affected!!)

Anyway

Need some more sleep..... Oh nearly forgot she did buy us bones today! So i guess thats something! STILL WENT OUT WITHOUT US THOUGH!!!!!




Oh well thats all from us

Till i have something to report as my life is just tooo boring at the moment!

Simmy and Wolf!